And Now for Something Completely Different (Comic Relief thread)

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You pay now!

Have you noticed that their stuff is shit and your shit is stuff?

The sneakers don't seem that much cheaper.

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Drew Hastings

Good call raulduke.

Phone jacker time!

Good stuff guys! lol!

Achmed the dead terrorist.. enjoy!

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From the funny 'casue it's true/sad category.

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"Hang on Goose, we must have made a wrong turn somewhere, 'cause this says we're on the 'Hghway to the Danger Zone'. That can't be right."

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"Pins and Needles"

"Shit Happens"

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well this seems to be a video thread but i'm gonna stick this here anyway...
i'm sorry guys but i just don't watch too many of the vids..not sure why..guess i am into oxymoron stuff
and just think you should read on the computer lol!

got this in e-mail..i have a lot of friends with even stranger senses of humor than me..hahah if that is possible..
i hope it doesn't offend any one..and if it does look at it as a lesson in non-judgement.. toast

Subject: Bragging about kids.

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party .

After several drinks, one of the men had to use the toilet.

Those who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel.
He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder
and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best
friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.'

The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy.
He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the
majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.'

The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own
construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice andexpensive to his best friend for his birthday:
A 30,000 square foot mansion.'

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from
the toilet and asked: 'What are all the congratulations for?'

One of the three said: 'We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. ..What about your son?'

The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.'

The three friends said: 'What a shame... what a disappointment.'

The fourth man replied: 'No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I lovehim. And he hasn't done too bad either.
His birthday was two weeks ago, and
he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes
from his three boyfriends

happy birthday

Funny Sky..... here's one on Sarah Palin

comic relief is always welcome. too funny

The 6 Phases of work

Phase 1

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You are listening to jazz -- Your first day at work is great. Your coworkers are wonderful, your cubicle is cute, and your boss is the best!

Phase 2

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You are listening to pop music -- After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you're coming or going anymore.

Phase 3

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You are listening to heavy metal -- This is what you feel like at month end.

Phase 4

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You are listening to hip hop -- You become bloated due to stress, feel sluggish and suffer from constipation. Your coworkers are too cheerful for your liking and the walls of your cubicle are closing in. You have started thinking 'WHATEVER' about your boss.

Phase 5

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You are listening to GANGSTA RAP -- After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine.

Phase 6

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You are listening to the voices in your head -- You have build a makeshift door on your cubicle to keep people out, You have a dartboard with your bosses picture on it in your cube, You wonder why you are even here in the first place.

Pit Bull...

A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her were 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn't stand the curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"

The woman replied, "Well, that first hearse is for my husband."

"What happened to him?"

The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."

She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"

The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women. "Can I borrow the dog?"

"Get in line!"

Wondermutt in a staring contest w/ sis's cat.

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These two are classic cat and dog arch enemies, like Garfield and Odie.

They once said that a black man would be president when pigs fly. His first 100 days and wham!! Pig's flu!

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