The funniest thing just happened!

It's 6:30 PM, here in NY Holiday Monday. Just had a knock on my door which is highly unusual. (BTW it's 97 degrees today)
so here's this man and woman late 40's with a clipboard, HI they say, started talking about democratic party blah blah balh. Little did they expect that I am all fired up and emotional. "Yeah" I say AND........????
They start blabbing and I say: "take both parties and shove them up your arse"!

Hahahahahahaha they were so shocked, the guy comes back at me: gee that's really funny.

NO! I insisted take both parties and shove it!!!!!!
HHHHhahahahahahaahahah they left quickly.

So much for politics :stick out tong :stick out tong :stick out tong

I love when the Mormons knock on my door.

my favorites are the jehova's witnesses.... i used to debate them
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now i just say i am a jewish lesbian and they take me off their list

Bravo Lou Bravo i don`t think i could have said it any better

ah the jehova's.......i used to tell them if i could speak for ten minutes first i would then give them twenty..
they never took me up on it..

When the jehova's keep knocking I just say Satanists live here and they go running!

Nice Louise that is a good way to rid your self of zombies......

I've had a good time with these groups through the years as well. They never get through the door.

I love your response Hippy...LOL as well as Lightnings and Skys.

WineHippie wrote:

my favorites are the jehova's witnesses.... i used to debate them
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now i just say i am a jewish lesbian and they take me off their list

Love it Hippie!!!


We used to have a border collie that was friendly, but never ever jumped up on people.

One spring day, after a rain, there was a knock on the door. Well guess who! Otis (the dog) had been outside and was running around and got quite muddy. Well he came running over and "greeted" the nice lady by jumping up on her, muddy feet and all.

My wife started to laugh. They promply got in their car and haven't been seen since.

micjer wrote:

WineHippie wrote:

my favorites are the jehova's witnesses.... i used to debate them
***
now i just say i am a jewish lesbian and they take me off their list

Love it Hippie!!!


We used to have a border collie that was friendly, but never ever jumped up on people.

One spring day, after a rain, there was a knock on the door. Well guess who! Otis (the dog) had been outside and was running around and got quite muddy. Well he came running over and "greeted" the nice lady by jumping up on her, muddy feet and all.

My wife started to laugh. They promply got in their car and haven't been seen since.

godd for you louise....... love stories like this one........
luckily no one knocks here......

but now i almost want someone to knock so i can use hippies words........ hehehe

WineHippie wrote:

my favorites are the jehova's witnesses.... i used to debate them
***
now i just say i am a jewish lesbian and they take me off their list