How to keep a woman happy.... priceless

How to keep a woman happy.... priceless

Good-Morning~



It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14. a sexologist

15. a gynecologist

16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator

18. a psychiatrist

19. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organizer

22. a good father

23. very clean

24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate

44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly

46. love shopping

47. be honest

48. be very rich

49. not stress her out

50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes





HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY



1. Show up naked

2. Bring beer

You see we are so simple and easy to please

....Forget it! I'll get my own beer.

You see we are so simple and easy to please

this is true..glad i am female this time

but there are a whole lot on that list i would scratch off..starting with number 6

I disagree with 'em all........except number 53.

Y I K E S

Sounds logical to me.

sky otter wrote:

You see we are so simple and easy to please

this is true..glad i am female this time

but there are a whole lot on that list i would scratch off..starting with number 6

But sky, the key to only having to do 2 things is to let them think that they are number 6.

Linda
i must have a personality disorder..cause
i don't want anyone even thinking i need a number 6

Nobody ever "needs" a number 6.... but having fun and laughing is always a good thing.