you may have already heard this one

but it could apply to all of us

A US Congressman was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
Congressman turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'How about the banking crisis?' and he smiles.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting and timely topic. But let me ask you a
question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a
deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse
produces clumps of dried grass.. Why do you suppose that is?'

The Congressman, visibly surprised by the little girl's
intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss banking when you don't know shit?

:laughter:
cute......