sky otter Senior Member
Number of posts : 4389 Registration date : 2009-02-01
| Subject: Will I Live to see 80? Fri Jun 03, 2011 2:24 pm | |
| Here's something to think about. I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned Sixty -Two). A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?' He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?' 'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!' Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?' 'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!' 'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?' 'No, I don't,' I said. He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lots of sex?' 'No,' I said... He looked at me and said,.. 'Then, why do you even give a crap?' | |
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RuffleTheTeacher Member
Number of posts : 121 Location : None. Well... other. Humor : sick, twisted, vulgar, gallows, ironic... Life=Art/Art=Life Registration date : 2011-02-26
| Subject: Re: Will I Live to see 80? Fri Jun 03, 2011 4:58 pm | |
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micjer Senior Member
Number of posts : 5325 Age : 63 Location : canada Registration date : 2009-01-23
| Subject: Re: Will I Live to see 80? Sat Jun 04, 2011 6:47 am | |
| Live while you can. | |
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