Banned from the bible - Chuck Norris

Subject: Banned from the bible - Chuck Norris Sat Feb 13, 2010 4:44 am

Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man to visit Jesus at his birth, and presented him with the gift of the beard. Jesus was so happy with it he wore it every day until his death. The other three wise men were so jealous, that they conspired to have him omitted from the bible!

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Subject: Re: Banned from the bible - Chuck Norris Sat Feb 13, 2010 10:13 am

ahh chuck norris. it never gets old.

The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris was Jesus ;-P

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Who the hell is Chuck Norris??? scratch

Subject: Re: Banned from the bible - Chuck Norris Sat Feb 13, 2010 11:26 pm

What?

Sweetheart......he is a long time martial arts/movie star celebrity and it's JUST A BIG JOKE......

People JOKE about him as if he is the master of ALL things. Sleep

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Linda wrote:: What?

Sweetheart......he is a long time martial arts/movie star celebrity and it's JUST A BIG JOKE......

People JOKE about him as if he is the master of ALL things.

Ohh!.., I get it. he must be running for president then!! doh

Subject: Re: Banned from the bible - Chuck Norris Sun Feb 14, 2010 12:23 am

You have no idea how close you are to that statement honey. lol!

Love you my sweetheart! :love-061:

Subject: Re: Banned from the bible - Chuck Norris Sun Feb 14, 2010 2:53 am

In a moment of unfettered extravagance and childishness I bought the book "400 true facts about Chuck Norris".

Its been a long time since I didnt buy a serious book ...

Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands - shortly thereafter they were renamed "The Islands".

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Subject: Re: Banned from the bible - Chuck Norris Sun Feb 14, 2010 6:23 am

love that book lol

chuck norris' roundhouse kick is the only human activity visible from orbit

Subject: Re: Banned from the bible - Chuck Norris Sun Feb 14, 2010 8:33 pm

Chuck norris doesnt do push-ups, he pushs down the earth! Chuck norris craps consiousness and pisses enlightenment.

Subject: Re: Banned from the bible - Chuck Norris Mon Feb 15, 2010 11:39 pm

Anchor wrote:: In a moment of unfettered extravagance and childishness I bought the book "400 true facts about Chuck Norris".

Meanwhile back in Anchor's library, the other books all experience a simultaneous shiver.

Subject: Re: Banned from the bible - Chuck Norris Mon Feb 15, 2010 11:40 pm

Banned from the bible - Chuck Norris 2008.03.10Chuck

Chuck Norris is the only WMD in Iraq: US troops (story)

"Another police trainer said Norris was a role model for the police in Fallujah, which until 2007 was an Al Qaeda stronghold and the scene of fierce battles with security forces.

"I've seen his videos. He's a hero. He saves the city, he protects women and children and he fights crime wherever it is. We should all be like Chuck Norris," Khaled Hussein said."

- Reuters

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you males are crackin me up..i never realized old chuck had such a following
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Subject: Re: Banned from the bible - Chuck Norris Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:11 am

Chuck vs Bear

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