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PostSubject: Shit Happens!!!   Shit Happens!!! Icon_minitimeSun May 10, 2009 12:32 am

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SHIT HAPPENS

in various world religions
----------------------------

Taoism: Shit happens.
If you can shit, it isn't shit.
Shit happens, so flow with it.

Hare Krishna: Shit Happens, Rama Rama Ding Ding.
She-it happens, She-it happens, happens, happens,
she-it, she-it... (Repeat until you become one with she-it)
Please this flower and buy our shit.

Confucianism: Confucious say, "Shit happens".
Confucious says, "If shit has to happen, let it happen
PROPERLY."

Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
If shit happens, it isn't really happening TO anyone.
Shit will happen again to you next time.
Only he who totally gives up the desire for shit will
have salvation.

Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?

7th Day Adventism:
Shit happens on Saturdays.

Hinduism: I've seen this shit happening before.
This shit is not a religion, it is the way of life.
This shit happening IS you.

Protestantism: If shit happens, it happens to someone else.
If shit happens, praise the lord for it!

Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Episcopalianism:
If shit happens, hold a procession.

Lutheranism: Shit happens, but as long as you're sorry, it's OK.

Anglicanism: It's true, shit does happen -- but only to Lutherans.

Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserved it.
You were born shit, you are shit, and you will die shit.

Charismatic Catholicism:
Shit is happening because you deserve it, but we love you
anyway.

Judaism: Why does shit always happen to US?
Why does shit always happen just before closing the deal?

Reform Judaism: Got any laxatives?

Islam: If this shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
If shit happens, take a hostage.
We don't take any shit.

Nation of Islam:
Don't take no shit!

New Age: That's not shit, it's feldspar.
A firm shit does not happen to me.
This isn't shit if I really believe it's chocolate.
I create my own shit.
If shit happens, honor it and share it.
Sheeeeeeeeeeit!
Were all part of the same shit.
For $300, we can help you get in touch with your inner shit.

Wicca: If shit happened once, it will happen twice more.
The Goddess makes shit happen.

Jehovah's Witnesses:
No shit happens until Armaggedon.
There is only a limited amount of good shit.
Knock Knock, "Shit Happens."
Here, we insist you take our shit.
Shit happens door to door.
Good Morning, I have some shit for you to read.

Secular Humanism:
Shit evolves.

Darwinism: Survival of the shittiest.

Creationism: ... And the Lord said "Let there be shit" ... and there
came piles of it. After six days of this shit, He rested.

Christian Science:
When shit happens, don't call a doctor--pray.
Shit doesn't happen and I am not up to my eyeballs in it.
Our shit will take care of itself.
Shit happens in your mind.

Atheism: I don't believe this shit!
Shit doesn't happen. Shit is dead.
No shit!
It looks and smells like shit, so I'm damned if I'm going
to taste it.

Religion from an Atheist's point of view:
I haven't smelt, seen, touched, or tasted it. But it's shit.

Agnosticism: It looks and smells like shit, but I haven't tasted it, so
I'm not sure whether its shit or not.
What is this shit?!
I don't know shit!
How can we KNOW if shit happens?
You can't prove any of this shit!

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
Hey, this is good shit, mon.

Mormonism: If shit happens, shun it.
Excrement happens. (you can't say 'shit' in Utah)
Hey, there's more shit happening over here!
Our shit is better than your shit.
Shit happens again & again & again ...

Energizer Bunny:
Shit happens and happens and happens and ...

Baptist: You are shitting all wrong, and you'll be punished for it.
We'll wash the shit right off you.

Southern Baptist:
Shit will happen. Praise the lord!

Iraqi Baathist: Oh shit!

Voodoo: Shit doesn't just happen -- somebody dumped it on you.
Let's stick some pins in this shit!
This shit's gonna get you!

Televangelism: Your tax-deductible donation could make this shit stop
happening...

Unitarianism: What is this Shit?
We affirm the right for shit to happen.
Go ahead, shit anywhere you want.
It's not the shit that matters. It's the process.

Orthodox: St. Sergius found his faith in deep shit.

Greek Orthodox: Shit happens, usually in threes.

EST: I am at cause that shit will not happen.
You're responsible for all the shit that happens.

Fundamentalism: There's no shit in the Bible.
Shit happens, but don't publish it.

Twelve Step: Shit happens one day at a time.

Amish: Shit is good for the soil.
This modern shit is worthless.

Native Americans:
Shit is sacred when it happens.

Shintoism: You inherit the shit of your ancestors.

Moonies: Only happy shit really happens.

Stoicism: This shit happening is good for me.

Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half the time.
Christianity stole half its shit from us.

Bahaism: Why do you keep shitting on us?

Mysticism: This is really weird shit.

Paganism: Shit happens for a variety of reasons.

Rajhneesh: Give us your shit and put on this orange shit.

Rosicrucianism: What is this AMORC shit?

Satanism: We hope bad shit happens to all of you.
We will make your shit happen.

Witchcraft: Mix this shit together and it will happen!

Scientology: All this happens to be shit.
If you leave us, bad shit will happen to you.

Shamanism: Whoaa...Holy Shit!

Sikhism: Leave our shit alone.

Moilanenism: Smells like shit of finnish fish.

Sureshism: You are all pieces of shit.

Branch Davidianism:
May shit happen to the FBI!
If shit happens, have a BIG barbecue...
David thinks he's hot shit.

Divorcism: She's full of shit!
He's fooling around with some worthless piece of shit.
... but Judge, you can't give her all that shit!

Creation Science:
Shit has only been happening since October 23rd 4004 B.C.

Discordianism: Shit makes the flowers grow and that's beautiful.

Kibology: What's shit, and where can I get some?

Spam: Spam happens.

SubGenius: Shit has happened. For $20 "BoB" will sell you a way to
MAKE MONEY FROM IT.

Dianetics: "Why does shit happen?" (p. 157)

Yuppie Shit: It's my shit! All mine! Isn't it beautiful?

An Employer: Shit happens, and rolls down hill.
You may only shit during coffee breaks.

An Employee: I've done my shit, so can I take the day off?
This shit's not part of my contract.

Environmentalism:
Shit is biodegradable.

Political Correctness:
Heavily processed nutritionally-deprived biological
output happens.
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Heisenbergism: Shit happened, we just don't know where or how much.

Quantum Shittydynamics:
Shit happens only in well-defined quantities.

Einsteinism: God does not play shit with the universe.
Shit is Relative.

Reaction to Seeing your Mother-in-law:
Relatives are Shit.

Washington: I cannot tell a lie--shit happened.

Lincoln: Four score and seven shits ago...

Nixon: Shit didn't happen, and if it did I din't know anything
about it.

Reagan: Well, I do believe that shit happened. I was just taking a nap.

Quayle: Whye doe peepl treate mee lik shitte?

Clinton: I didn't inhale this shit.
I tried this shit before and I didn't like it so....

Bush: Read my lips: no more shit!
Wouldn't be prudent to shit at this juncture.
This looks like foreign shit. Let Baker handle it.
This looks like domestic shit. Let Baker handle it.
This looks like campaign-related shit. Let Baker handle it.

Baker: Why does Bush always dump all the shit on me?

Saddam: The mother of all shit just happened to us, but at least
I'm still in power.

Perot: I'm sorry if I dropped you guys in this piece of shit.

McCarthyism: Are you now, or have you ever been, shit?

Martin Luther King:
Black shit and white shit CAN coexist...
I have a shit...

Julius Caesar: I came, I saw, I shitted. (Veni, Vidi, Shitty)

Kennedy: Ask not what your country's shit can do for you, but
what your shit can do for your country.

John Paul Jones:
I have not yet begun to shit.

James Tiberius Kirk:
... to boldly shit where no one has shit before!

Shirley MacClaine:
Haven't I seen this shit before...

Neil Armstrong: One small shit for a man... One giant heap for mankind.

Shakespeare: To shit or Not to shit, that is the question.

Computer Science:
There's a bug somewhere in this shitttttttttttttttttttttttttt

UNIX: Shit dumped.

VAX/VMS: No Privilege for attempted shit.

Macintosh: (Enough said)

IBM/DOS: It's shit, but it's compatible.

Windows: The same shit as DOS, only GUIer...

Cray: If this code weren't such a piece of shit, they wouldn't NEED
a supercomputer...

C: It's shit, but it's efficient.

Fortran: It's shit, but I don't know any better.

Cobol: It's shit, but it's job security.

BASIC: It's shit.

Communism: It's everybody's shit.

Marxism: The rich shit exploits the poor shit, but deep down all shit
is alike.
Dictatorship of the shit.

Socialism: The same shit happens to everyone.

Capitalism: Shit happens, and it'll cost you!
If you're gonna sell that shit, at least make a profit.

Americanism: Who gives a shit?

Materialism: Whoever dies with the most shit wins.

Cannibalism: Don't eat the shit.

Vegetarianism: If it happens to shit, don't eat it.

Hedonism: There's nothing quite like a good shit.

Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit is.
Shit happening is absurd.

Realism: I think I need to take a shit.

Denialism: What shit?

Purism: If shit has to happen, let ONLY shit happen.

Procrastinationism:
I'll take care of this shit ... tomorrow.

Avoidanceism: With all this happening, I think I'll go shit.

Repressionism: I'll hold this shit in forever.

Fatalism: Oh shit, it's going to happen!

Surrealism: Fish.

Nihilism: Let's blow this shit up!

Fetishism: I love it when shit happens.

Masochism: Do shit to ME.

Sadism: I will shit on you!

Dyslexia: Tihs happens.

===============================================================================


SHIT HAPPENS

according to the Philospohers
-------------------------------

Thales: Earth, Air, Fire, and Shit

Epicurus: If shit happens, enjoy it.

Socrates: What is shit? Why is shit?

Aristotle: The essence of shittyness...

Archimedes: Hmmm... why doesn't this shit float?
Give me a place to stand and I'll move any piece of shit.

Descartes: I think, so why am I in this shit?
I shit, therefore I am.

Leibniz (as interpreted by Voltaire):
The best of all possible shit in this world made for shit.

Thoreau: I wanted to live deliberately ... to suck all the shit out
of life.

Sartre: Shit is meaningless!
What is shit, anyway?

Freudianism: Shit is a phallic symbol.

===============================================================================


SHIT HAPPENS

in various professions
------------------------

Mathematician: Shit happening is just a special case...

Statistician: There is an 83.7% chance that shit will happen. Maybe.

Physicist (Theoretical):
Shit SHOULD happen.

Physicist (Experimental):
To within experimental error, shit DID happen.

Engineer: I hope this shit holds together.

Chemist: I hope this shit doesn't blow up.
Gee, what'll happen if I mix this and ... SHIT!!!!
Damn this shit smells...

Biologist: Is this shit alive?

Botanist: What this daisy needs is some fresh shit.

Economist: I hope no one figures out that I don't really understand
this shit.

Beurocrat: I'm sorry, but we can't make this shit happen until you fill
out form XJ-314159 to make an appointment with our Assistant
Sub-Deputy Manager to obtain form ZN-271828...

CEO: (1980's) I've got all the shit I want.
(1990's) Oooh, SHIT!

Lawyer: For a sufficient fee, I can get you out of ANY shit.

Doctor: Take two shits and call me in the morning.
Yes, it's definitely a case of shit happening. $90, please...

Acupuncturist: Hold still or it will hurt like shit.
Let all that shit go.
This will really get the energy shit moving.

Surgeon: Shit, where's this organ supposed to go?

Psychologist: Shit is in your mind.
Everything that happens is shit; some of it is just repressing
its subconscious shittiness.

Programmer: It's shit, but at least it compiles.

Social Scientist:
Let's pretend that shit doesn't happen...

Historian: The same shit happens again and again.

Politician: It's shit, but it'll get me elected.
If you elect me, shit will never again happen.
Shit happening is bad for the economy.
My Fellow Americans, All I stand for is shit.

Waitress: You want fries with that shit?

Teacher: Repeat after me: one shit + one shit =?

Dean: Let's see how much shit the faculty'll take.

Accountant: Why doesn't this shit add up?

Linguist: What I'm doing is a bunch of feces tauri.
(For non-Latin-speakers: feces tauri=the excrement of a bull)

Quality Control Inspector:
This shit ain't good enough.

IRS Auditor: I'll make 'em squirm for putting this shit on their tax forms.

Farmer: I get subsidies for my shit.

Union leader: Give us more shit or we'll strike.

Mafia boss: Rub the little shits out.

NYC Cab Driver: Damn, looks like I hit that shit...

Mechanic: Shit...this will cost a lot, mister.

Chef: It needs some more of this green shit.

Musician: This shit is out of tune.

Artist: If Jesse Helms likes it, it is shit.
Shit, I wish I thought of that.
Anything you can buy for $2.99 isn't art, it's shit.

Poet: My childhood was shit, let me share.
Ode to a Grecian Shit.
My love is like a red, red shit.
... and miles to go before I shit, and miles to go before I
shit...

Developer: Shit happens on a daily basis, that's why we have maintainance
programmers.

===============================================================================


SHIT HAPPENS

to your pets
------------

Dog: All I do is eat, sleep and shit.
I did not chew the shit out of your bedroom slippers.
When I catch a car, it will shit!
Oh shit, I caught it!

Cat: Why do I have to shit in this smelly pan?
Let me sleep, you pathetic shit.
Dogs are shit.
I do not do unelegant things like shit, I excrete. And never in
the corner. It is the dog's.

Fish: All I do is eat, swim and shit.
Always the same dried shit for dinner?

Snake: If I got out of this cage, you'd shit.


===============================================================================


THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS

for Sanitation Engineers
------------------------

0th: There is shit.
1st: You can't get rid of it.
2nd: It gets deeper.
3rd: A nice, empty trashcan is wishful thinking.

KEEP SHOVELING!!


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PostSubject: Re: Shit Happens!!!   Shit Happens!!! Icon_minitimeSun May 10, 2009 4:58 am

When I started to read that it gave the the shits, and I was about to give you some shit for that, but the further I read the more I smiled.

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PostSubject: Re: Shit Happens!!!   Shit Happens!!! Icon_minitimeSun May 10, 2009 5:57 am

poop EX

ahhhh nogroz..i always thought you knew shit
now i'm sure
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The Magic Christian directed by Joseph McGrath with Peter Sellers and Ringo Starr. Final scene - The Vat.

(i love this shit...)

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PostSubject: Re: Shit Happens!!!   Shit Happens!!! Icon_minitimeMon May 11, 2009 5:16 am

nogroz wrote:
Heisenbergism: Shit happened, we just don't know where or how much.

Quantum Shittydynamics:
Shit happens only in well-defined quantities.

Einsteinism: God does not play shit with the universe.
Shit is Relative.

Reaction to Seeing your Mother-in-law:
Relatives are Shit.

Washington: I cannot tell a lie--shit happened.

Lincoln: Four score and seven shits ago...

Nixon: Shit didn't happen, and if it did I din't know anything
about it.

Reagan: Well, I do believe that shit happened. I was just taking a nap.

Quayle: Whye doe peepl treate mee lik shitte?

Clinton: I didn't inhale this shit.
I tried this shit before and I didn't like it so....

Bush: Read my lips: no more shit!
Wouldn't be prudent to shit at this juncture.
This looks like foreign shit. Let Baker handle it.
This looks like domestic shit. Let Baker handle it.
This looks like campaign-related shit. Let Baker handle it.

Baker: Why does Bush always dump all the shit on me?

Saddam: The mother of all shit just happened to us, but at least
I'm still in power.

Perot: I'm sorry if I dropped you guys in this piece of shit.

McCarthyism: Are you now, or have you ever been, shit?

Martin Luther King:
Black shit and white shit CAN coexist...
I have a shit...

Julius Caesar: I came, I saw, I shitted. (Veni, Vidi, Shitty)

Kennedy: Ask not what your country's shit can do for you, but
what your shit can do for your country.

John Paul Jones:
I have not yet begun to shit.

James Tiberius Kirk:
... to boldly shit where no one has shit before!

Shirley MacClaine:
Haven't I seen this shit before...

Neil Armstrong: One small shit for a man... One giant heap for mankind.

Shakespeare: To shit or Not to shit, that is the question.

Computer Science:
There's a bug somewhere in this shitttttttttttttttttttttttttt

UNIX: Shit dumped.

VAX/VMS: No Privilege for attempted shit.

Macintosh: (Enough said)

IBM/DOS: It's shit, but it's compatible.

Windows: The same shit as DOS, only GUIer...

Cray: If this code weren't such a piece of shit, they wouldn't NEED
a supercomputer...

C: It's shit, but it's efficient.

Fortran: It's shit, but I don't know any better.

Cobol: It's shit, but it's job security.

BASIC: It's shit.

Communism: It's everybody's shit.

Marxism: The rich shit exploits the poor shit, but deep down all shit
is alike.
Dictatorship of the shit.

Socialism: The same shit happens to everyone.

Capitalism: Shit happens, and it'll cost you!
If you're gonna sell that shit, at least make a profit.

Americanism: Who gives a shit?

Materialism: Whoever dies with the most shit wins.

Cannibalism: Don't eat the shit.

Vegetarianism: If it happens to shit, don't eat it.

Hedonism: There's nothing quite like a good shit.

Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit is.
Shit happening is absurd.

Realism: I think I need to take a shit.

Denialism: What shit?

Purism: If shit has to happen, let ONLY shit happen.

Procrastinationism:
I'll take care of this shit ... tomorrow.

Avoidanceism: With all this happening, I think I'll go shit.

Repressionism: I'll hold this shit in forever.

Fatalism: Oh shit, it's going to happen!

Surrealism: Fish.

Nihilism: Let's blow this shit up!

Fetishism: I love it when shit happens.

Masochism: Do shit to ME.

Sadism: I will shit on you!

Dyslexia: Tihs happens.

===============================================================================


SHIT HAPPENS

according to the Philospohers
-------------------------------

Thales: Earth, Air, Fire, and Shit

Epicurus: If shit happens, enjoy it.

Socrates: What is shit? Why is shit?

Aristotle: The essence of shittyness...

Archimedes: Hmmm... why doesn't this shit float?
Give me a place to stand and I'll move any piece of shit.

Descartes: I think, so why am I in this shit?
I shit, therefore I am.

Leibniz (as interpreted by Voltaire):
The best of all possible shit in this world made for shit.

Thoreau: I wanted to live deliberately ... to suck all the shit out
of life.

Sartre: Shit is meaningless!
What is shit, anyway?

Freudianism: Shit is a phallic symbol.

===============================================================================


SHIT HAPPENS

in various professions
------------------------

Mathematician: Shit happening is just a special case...

Statistician: There is an 83.7% chance that shit will happen. Maybe.

Physicist (Theoretical):
Shit SHOULD happen.

Physicist (Experimental):
To within experimental error, shit DID happen.

Engineer: I hope this shit holds together.

Chemist: I hope this shit doesn't blow up.
Gee, what'll happen if I mix this and ... SHIT!!!!
Damn this shit smells...

Biologist: Is this shit alive?

Botanist: What this daisy needs is some fresh shit.

Economist: I hope no one figures out that I don't really understand
this shit.

Beurocrat: I'm sorry, but we can't make this shit happen until you fill
out form XJ-314159 to make an appointment with our Assistant
Sub-Deputy Manager to obtain form ZN-271828...

CEO: (1980's) I've got all the shit I want.
(1990's) Oooh, SHIT!

Lawyer: For a sufficient fee, I can get you out of ANY shit.

Doctor: Take two shits and call me in the morning.
Yes, it's definitely a case of shit happening. $90, please...

Acupuncturist: Hold still or it will hurt like shit.
Let all that shit go.
This will really get the energy shit moving.

Surgeon: Shit, where's this organ supposed to go?

Psychologist: Shit is in your mind.
Everything that happens is shit; some of it is just repressing
its subconscious shittiness.

Programmer: It's shit, but at least it compiles.

Social Scientist:
Let's pretend that shit doesn't happen...

Historian: The same shit happens again and again.

Politician: It's shit, but it'll get me elected.
If you elect me, shit will never again happen.
Shit happening is bad for the economy.
My Fellow Americans, All I stand for is shit.

Waitress: You want fries with that shit?

Teacher: Repeat after me: one shit + one shit =?

Dean: Let's see how much shit the faculty'll take.

Accountant: Why doesn't this shit add up?

Linguist: What I'm doing is a bunch of feces tauri.
(For non-Latin-speakers: feces tauri=the excrement of a bull)

Quality Control Inspector:
This shit ain't good enough.

IRS Auditor: I'll make 'em squirm for putting this shit on their tax forms.

Farmer: I get subsidies for my shit.

Union leader: Give us more shit or we'll strike.

Mafia boss: Rub the little shits out.

NYC Cab Driver: Damn, looks like I hit that shit...

Mechanic: Shit...this will cost a lot, mister.

Chef: It needs some more of this green shit.

Musician: This shit is out of tune.

Artist: If Jesse Helms likes it, it is shit.
Shit, I wish I thought of that.
Anything you can buy for $2.99 isn't art, it's shit.

Poet: My childhood was shit, let me share.
Ode to a Grecian Shit.
My love is like a red, red shit.
... and miles to go before I shit, and miles to go before I
shit...

Developer: Shit happens on a daily basis, that's why we have maintainance
programmers.

===============================================================================


SHIT HAPPENS

to your pets
------------

Dog: All I do is eat, sleep and shit.
I did not chew the shit out of your bedroom slippers.
When I catch a car, it will shit!
Oh shit, I caught it!

Cat: Why do I have to shit in this smelly pan?
Let me sleep, you pathetic shit.
Dogs are shit.
I do not do unelegant things like shit, I excrete. And never in
the corner. It is the dog's.

Fish: All I do is eat, swim and shit.
Always the same dried shit for dinner?

Snake: If I got out of this cage, you'd shit.


===============================================================================


THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS

for Sanitation Engineers
------------------------

0th: There is shit.
1st: You can't get rid of it.
2nd: It gets deeper.
3rd: A nice, empty trashcan is wishful thinking.

KEEP SHOVELING!!


peek

Sigh................yawn..........do you think you could do us all a favour nodroz and not keep shovelling this crap. There is enough crap in the world without you adding to it with more.
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PostSubject: Re: Shit Happens!!!   Shit Happens!!! Icon_minitimeMon May 11, 2009 7:14 am

and the shit hits the fan ! oopsb
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PostSubject: Re: Shit Happens!!!   Shit Happens!!! Icon_minitimeMon May 11, 2009 8:26 am

Reunite hon, I have sent Zuni a PM telling her that I want to be deleted from the forum. I think for all forum members sake plus my own emotional and mental health at this time it would help me a lot as I could really do some negative damage to the forum which I do not want to see happen.

So discuss it with Zuni which I have already sent a message to and take me off quick smart just for my own sake at the moment hon, cause I really need some help here, I am stuffing up big time and I need to heal emotionally without causing havoc and trouble on this forum.

You and Anchor have my email address anyway so we are never far away from each other and you know I love you two guys a lot but I need time out for my illness without being destructive, please understand honey.

Thanks hon for the understanding in this matter. It really is for my own personal benefit at the moment as I am not really well at all. Just being honest here. Please do this for me as I really need it.

Thanks.
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Biggles wrote:

Sigh................yawn..........do you think you could do us all a favour nodroz and not keep shovelling this crap. There is enough crap in the world without you adding to it with more.

lol!

Funny then that you felt the need to quote the entire post then...

As to 'crap in the world' You know I have been outside a lot the past two weeks... and you know what I see? The world is doing okay... not much worse than it was a few years ago... I guess it depends where you look..

In amongst the crap, you will find that Roses grow in that manure... makes good fertilizer, and some roses ... the perfume is so strong and sweet that you cannot smell the crap anymore.
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PostSubject: Re: Shit Happens!!!   Shit Happens!!! Icon_minitimeMon May 11, 2009 12:54 pm

Biggles wrote:
Reunite hon, I have sent Zuni a PM telling her that I want to be deleted from the forum. I think for all forum members sake plus my own emotional and mental health at this time it would help me a lot as I could really do some negative damage to the forum which I do not want to see happen.

So discuss it with Zuni which I have already sent a message to and take me off quick smart just for my own sake at the moment hon, cause I really need some help here, I am stuffing up big time and I need to heal emotionally without causing havoc and trouble on this forum.

You and Anchor have my email address anyway so we are never far away from each other and you know I love you two guys a lot but I need time out for my illness without being destructive, please understand honey.

Thanks hon for the understanding in this matter. It really is for my own personal benefit at the moment as I am not really well at all. Just being honest here. Please do this for me as I really need it.
Thanks.

Dearest Biggles,

Please do not leave. You are a special soul and you are needed here. I am sorry that I have not posted for a while, but I plan to return and I really need you to be here.
You have great insight and you are not causing any trouble on this forum my friend.
You have always been honest and loving and I respect you as many others do. Things are changing rapidly and many truths will be revealed soon.
I know about the gifts you have.
I hope you don't leave. We all love you and I wish there were more people like you.
Love, Linda
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PostSubject: Re: Shit Happens!!!   Shit Happens!!! Icon_minitimeMon May 11, 2009 2:58 pm

Linda,

I am deliriously happy for you and Tom, but hon as I said for my own health reasons I spoke to Zuni, she has my email now, so Zuni love you can delete me now. Thanks for the understanding.

I am beling selfish here Linda but only because I have to hon, I need not to be able to post on any forums and concentrate on my personal issues and healing.

Thank you for your understanding in this my love.

God bless and keep you all.

Biggs xxoo
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PostSubject: Re: Shit Happens!!!   Shit Happens!!! Icon_minitimeMon May 11, 2009 3:58 pm

Biggs when your health gets back on track and the healing process is restored send me a message to activate your account again anytime ok, you know how to reach me.

Much love
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Biggs, I am sending you lots of love and protection and I know you will sort everything out.
You are a strong, loving soul and I will say a prayer for you each day.
God bless you my dear friend and I look forward to your return when you feel you are ready. flower
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