so you're having a bad day, huh?

from another e-mail buddy with a prevese sense of humor..laugh it's good for you






Things Got Ya Down? Well Then, Consider These .

In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am , regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the super natural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred ar ound 11:00 am Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11:00 , Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper , entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.

Still Having a Bad Day????

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a Bad Day????

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

Are Ya OK Now? - No?

Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

What?!? STILL having a Bad Day????

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb.
It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. God is Good!

There now, Feeling Better?

wow

i guess size does matter

That bridge is pretty strong :)

You would think that they would improve the signs after the first couple of hits.

i gonna hafta come back to this thread on a daily basis...
haven't laughed like this, with leaking eyes, for awhile.....

thanks for the good medicine, everyone!

Oh not the duck one.

Noooooooo!


<bastard>


:)

A..

Now that is a bad day. What / where was this ? Was it an earthquake or soft soil?

At around 5:30am on June 27, an unoccupied building still under construction at Lianhuanan Road in the Minxing district of Shanghai city toppled over. One worker was killed.

I don't think I would want to live in the sister buildings!

Do you think the engineer still has a job???

He will lucky to be still alive in that country.

LOVE THE POSTING.....

GOOD, BAD, or INDIFFERENT.... there is ALWAYS... another fellow SELF's circumstances....

... that could be used, if need be, ........ to SO KNOW....

... THINGS ARE ONLY AS BAD..... AS WE MAKE THEM OUT TO BE!!!!

... AND IF I TOLD EVERYONE.... ALL THE STUPID LAUGHABLE THINGS I HAVE DONE.....

... IN AND OUT OF MY LIFE.... just because.... I DID NOT KNOW.... "any better"......

... I sure... my BLUNDERS..... could ALSO be so used..... to LIGHTEN UP and SO ENJOY...

... any and all "so called" BLUNDERS.... INTO ... SIMPLY... BEING HUMAN!!!

... SO HERE's....... TO NONE OF US....... EVER HAVING TO BE PERFECT......

... KNOWING.... we are ALL DOING THE BEST WE CAN..

... in each and all of the "sometimes" STRANGE to others..

...CIRCUM STANCES... that we find our SELF(s).... IN!!!!

AGAIN... great posting!!! LOVE IT!!

Steve :)