Tax..

Saw this on a blog...
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Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he’s fed.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think..

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won’t be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He’s good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he’s laid.

When he’s gone,
Do not relax,
It’s time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Dog License Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment (UI)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Mortgage Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Prescription Drug Tax
Real Estate Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
School Tax
Telephone Federal Tax
Telephone Federal, Provincial and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

And now Julia[1] Wants a Carbon Tax ! STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one the
Most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had a
Large middle class, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids. What in the
“Hell” happened?

Can you spell ‘politicians?’

I hope this goes around Australia at least 100 times!!!!! YOU can help
Get there!!!!

GO AHEAD – - – be an Australian !!!!!!!!!!
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[1] Julia Gillard is the current prime minister.


John..

My favorite

- Death tax

There will be a coming tax revolt when millions are going to say Shove it

Northern Boy wrote:

There will be a coming tax revolt when millions are going to say Shove it

There will likely be a Shove It Tax. Can't pay....... get a go directly to Fema Camp card.

micjer wrote:

Northern Boy wrote:

There will be a coming tax revolt when millions are going to say Shove it

There will likely be a Shove It Tax. Can't pay....... get a go directly to Fema Camp card.

don't forget there's no 'get out of jail free' card either

I think this applies to all countries not just Australia, we all have it just as bad.

Now they want to put tax on toilet paper! This is outrageous, if this happens I'm getting an indoor plant with big soft leaves like a peace lily

Mayor wants toilet paper tax

Maggie O’Brien
Omaha World-Herald
March 24, 2011

Mayor Jim Suttle went to Washington Tuesday flush with ideas for how federal officials could help cities like Omaha pay for multibillion-dollar sewer projects.
Among the items on his brainstorming list: a proposal for a 10-cent federal tax on every roll of toilet paper you buy.
Based on the four-pack price for Charmin double rolls Tuesday at a midtown Hy-Vee, such a tax would add more than 10 percent to the per-roll price, pushing it over a buck.

http://www.infowars.com/mayor-wants-toilet-paper-tax/

Reunite wrote:

Now they want to put tax on toilet paper! This is outrageous, if this happens I'm getting an indoor plant with big soft leaves like a peace lily

Mayor wants toilet paper tax

Maggie O’Brien
Omaha World-Herald
March 24, 2011

Mayor Jim Suttle went to Washington Tuesday flush with ideas for how federal officials could help cities like Omaha pay for multibillion-dollar sewer projects.
Among the items on his brainstorming list: a proposal for a 10-cent federal tax on every roll of toilet paper you buy.
Based on the four-pack price for Charmin double rolls Tuesday at a midtown Hy-Vee, such a tax would add more than 10 percent to the per-roll price, pushing it over a buck.

http://www.infowars.com/mayor-wants-toilet-paper-tax/

big soft leaves like a peace lily.

Some people find Larry offensive.




sorry.

One square of toilet paper, More like half a roll Mic.

Better get a hot house of peace lillies.

Tax on my work will be a thing of the past soon, along with limiting regulations...obviously that is abused by some people, but in my case i see it as a way to provide the best for people that decide to interact with you and me family!

I hereby Declare Australia as the greatest hoodwinked nation on the planet that has not become aware that they are Hoodwinked. LOL