no, i did not kill him..yet

but i wanted to clobber him....the dog that is
that standard poddle that i had wanted for sooo long and finally got
that dog who now thinks his name is BAD DOG !!!!!
cause that is what i am always yelling at him

sigh ...sigh..sigh.

he is loving and affectionate and if you didn't have to live with him
i am sure you would just hug him up...he's that cute

but he has a dark side
a side that i thought was just puppy stuff
well the liltte ****** hit a year on nov 15 and the puppy stuff hasn't stopped

i don't think he has any tastebuds cause he will consume absolutely anything
or cart it off then chew on it...grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
he's extremely mouth-y
he's also very agile and stands up and can reach top shelves..
yeah..able to leap tall buildings..that's him

yesterday morning i went for the mail and looked back at the front yard
there was a line of stuff he had absconded with and just left lay
i came in and got my camera...cause i know no one would believe it
without seeing it

evidence ..objects in the yard


item one for your inspection...a landscape tie



where it was dragged from


item two in his row of collectibles
it's a peice of junk brass that i have sitting on top of another piece on top of
a closed bird bath....the bird bath is 36 inches then another 6 for the overturned part
then an 14 inch piece and this on top
it's cold metal for cryin out loud..not normal dog bait


and where it came from..in the front flower bed....that also has craters from his exploration of
the root system of flowers...grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr



and item number three
what's left of a pupmkin that was on the porch


he wouldn't look at me as i snapped pics of his latest collection


that was just yesterday's toll..this morning as i past the window to get to the computer
there he sits..out on top of my flower mound..with his side kick..
checking out the terrain for what they can destroy or carry off next...
grrrrrrrrrrrr




and i yelled out the window for them to get off of there
and oh crap what's he got NOW..!!!


so here little brown nose..after digging who knows what..AGAIN....

he has survived to cause mayhem again
i think i'll let him live for his story value..but dang

He's the real life Hound of the Baskerville.

Ahhh how bout planting chilli/garlic bombs in strategic positions to curb his Darth Vadar ways...he can sway from the dark side

Soma
i wish i thought that would work
but a few months ago..i heard him tossing his cookies in the middle of the night
when i went to clean it up...five rocks each about 2 inch dia..honest...
i couldn't believe it
five..count em..five rocks the damn dog ate..five...
he was fine
so i don't think garlic chili would have any effect at all
he's a tank

You should rename him Erkell.

Aaaw, he is just havin some huckleberry fin play fun with his little mate. Just running around hanging out, doing a bit of this, a bit of that, little pat from bigs.

Although with what his eating that's a bit of a problem, don't know how to fix that one sky...............hopefullly he will grow out of that. Seems like he is a bit of a handful.

I had a huge grin whilst reading your post sky, does that make me bad?

LOL

Perhaps you need to call Caesar the dog whisperer.

The joys of having dogs.

awwwww
i'm glad you guys got a chuckle...
most critter problems are because of the humans they hang with
soooooooooooo
i will come clean ..cause i have been very lax with him
by a year my poochies are ususlly well trained..
but i haven't spent the time i should have working with him
and
he is very smart and gets bored easily
as a result those two things together and i have a
badddddddd dog

at 70 some pounds he still thinks he's a lap dog too

so i'm sure the adventures of lickie-poo (licorice, the poodle) will continue

stay tuned