redneck love poem

Ten Ways to Tell if a Redneck has been Working on a Computer

10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have chewing tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys are rotted out.
7. The wallpaper is a Confederate flag.
6. The numeric key pad only goes up to six.
5. The password is "Bubba".
4. There is a gun rack mounted on the side of the CPU.
3. There is a Skoal can resting on the CD-ROM drive.
2. The keyboard is painted in camouflage.

AND THE NUMBER 1 WAY TO TELL IF A REDNECK HAS BEEN WORKING ON YOUR COMPUTER IS...

1. The mouse is referred to as a "Critter".

Ten Ways to Tell if a Redneck has been Working on a Computer

10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have chewing tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys are rotted out.
7. The wallpaper is a Confederate flag.
6. The numeric key pad only goes up to six.
5. The password is "Bubba".
4. There is a gun rack mounted on the side of the CPU.
3. There is a Skoal can resting on the CD-ROM drive.
2. The keyboard is painted in camouflage.

AND THE NUMBER 1 WAY TO TELL IF A REDNECK HAS BEEN WORKING ON YOUR COMPUTER IS...

1. The mouse is referred to as a "Critter".

You know I can picture it in my mind.