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Subject: heart trouble for dick cheney Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:02 pm
jeeze, i didn't think he had a heart... ***
Washington (CNN) -- Former Vice President Dick Cheney was hospitalized Monday with chest pains, according to his office.
Cheney, 69, is resting comfortably at George Washington University Hospital, and his doctors are evaluating the situation, his staff said in a statement.
A family source told CNN that Cheney will be kept in the hospital overnight for observation and additional tests. Another source said Cheney is up and in touch with his family and friends.
CNN's chief medical correspondent Sanjay Gupta called Cheney's mobility "a good sign."
"If he's up and walking around, talking to friends ... that probably means he's not in the intensive care unit," he said. "They're not doing active procedures on his heart. He's not on a breathing machine or anything like that. No one ever said he was. It's obviously a good sign."
Cheney has a long history of heart problems. He has suffered four heart attacks dating to 1978, when he was 37. He had his second in 1984 and a third in 1988 before undergoing quadruple bypass surgery to unblock his arteries. His fourth heart attack happened in November 2000, after he was elected vice president. At that time, doctors inserted a stent to open an artery.
Doctors in 2001 implanted a heart monitoring device to keep track of his heart rhythm and slow it down if necessary. In 2008, he underwent a procedure to restore his heart to a normal rhythm after doctors found he was experiencing a recurrence of atrial fibrillation.
Gabriel Contributor
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Subject: Re: heart trouble for dick cheney Thu Feb 25, 2010 12:11 am
Nor did I.
micjer Senior Member
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Subject: Re: heart trouble for dick cheney Thu Feb 25, 2010 5:49 am
At least we know who could have played the tin man in a remake of the wizard of oz!
Gabriel Contributor
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Subject: Re: heart trouble for dick cheney Thu Feb 25, 2010 7:22 am
LOL I love it mic....
WineHippie Contributor
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Subject: Re: heart trouble for dick cheney Thu Feb 25, 2010 8:27 am
*** ok, ok, ok..... (a la howie mandel) *** this would be a fun photoshop exercise: put the PTB faces onto the classic wiz of oz bodies.... so if cheney is tin man, then who will be the others? i'll start, you guys add to the list, this'll be fun *** tin man = che*ney cowardly lion = kis-singer scarecrow = dorothy = wicked witch of the west = glenda (was she the good witch of the north?) = toto = the wizard = auntie em = assorted munchkins =
Somamech Senior Member
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Subject: Re: heart trouble for dick cheney Thu Feb 25, 2010 9:10 am
Wicked Witch of The WEST ..(pardon the pun) is too easy Hippie LOL
EDIT to add this pic... no photoshop needed ...REAL PROOF!!!
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WineHippie Contributor
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Subject: Re: heart trouble for dick cheney Thu Feb 25, 2010 9:13 am
ok, soma, got it.... who's next? ***
Quote :
too funny:
tin man = che*ney cowardly lion = kis-singer scarecrow = dorothy = wicked witch of the west = hi_llary cli&nton glenda (was she the good witch of the north?) = toto = the wizard = auntie em = assorted munchkins =
Somamech Senior Member
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Subject: Re: heart trouble for dick cheney Thu Feb 25, 2010 9:17 am
Ben Bernake for the role of Pay no attention to the man behind the curtains ?
I always loved that line in the wizard of OZ
I guess the head rothschild should get that gong though :)
EDIT.. had to find a video for the man behind the curtains
Gabriel Contributor
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Subject: Re: heart trouble for dick cheney Thu Feb 25, 2010 9:24 am
Cowardly lion... All congressmen that go around talking how scared they are of terrorists.
Somamech Senior Member
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Subject: Re: heart trouble for dick cheney Thu Feb 25, 2010 9:28 am
Gabriel wrote:
Cowardly lion... All congressmen that go around talking how scared they are of terrorists.
Brilliant!
They *act* scared
micjer Senior Member
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Subject: Re: heart trouble for dick cheney Thu Feb 25, 2010 9:32 am
Oh I got the perfect toto....
Eddy Murphy
micjer Senior Member
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Subject: Re: heart trouble for dick cheney Thu Feb 25, 2010 9:37 am
And I have the perfect scarecrow..
Gabriel Contributor
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Subject: Re: heart trouble for dick cheney Thu Feb 25, 2010 10:10 am
Somamech wrote:
Gabriel wrote:
Cowardly lion... All congressmen that go around talking how scared they are of terrorists.
Brilliant!
They *act* scared
You are exactly right, their scared, is an act 100%. Trying to sew fear into the public by their act.
WineHippie Contributor
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Subject: Re: heart trouble for dick cheney Thu Feb 25, 2010 12:45 pm
who's next? ***
Quote :
too funny:
tin man = che*ney cowardly lion = kis-singer scarecrow = a.l go.re dorothy = wicked witch of the west = hi_llary cli&nton glenda (was she the good witch of the north?) = toto = the wizard = auntie em = assorted munchkins =
WineHippie Contributor
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Subject: Re: heart trouble for dick cheney Thu Feb 25, 2010 12:46 pm
WineHippie wrote:
who's next? ***
Quote :
too funny:
tin man = che*ney cowardly lion = kis-singer scarecrow = a.l go.re dorothy = wicked witch of the west = hi_llary cli&nton glenda (was she the good witch of the north?) = toto = the wizard = b^en ber@nanke auntie em = assorted munchkins =
sky otter Senior Member
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Subject: Re: heart trouble for dick cheney Thu Feb 25, 2010 8:47 pm
hippie i think oprah would make a good auntie em
and all of us tax payers would be the short little picked on munchkins..
for right now i think toto could be played by john edwards but dang..than good witch is gonna be a tough one
micjer Senior Member
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Subject: Re: heart trouble for dick cheney Thu Feb 25, 2010 9:37 pm