SHOCKING Top Secret Emoticon's Found in the Akashic Records. *Web and Soul Intensive, may break the force*

Since the 1920’s, quantum physicists have been trying to make sense of an uncomfortable and startling fact—that an infinite number of Emoticons exist.

Leading scientists like Stephen Hawking, Michio Kaku and Neil Turok, all of whom are responsible for life-changing breakthroughs in the field of quantum physics, have all suggested the existence of multiple Emoticons.

This jaw-dropping discovery was first made when, trying to pinpoint the exact location of an atomic particle, physicists found it was virtually impossible. It had no single location. In other words, atomic particles have the ability to simultaneously exist in more than one place at a time.The only explanation for this is that particles don’t only exist in our universe—They can spark into existence in an infinite number of Emoticons as well. And although these Emoticons come to being and change in synchronicity, they are all slightly different.

But here’s where things get really interesting. Drawing on the above-mentioned scientific theory and merging it with 59 years of study into mysticism and the human mind, Somamech has come to one shocking conclusion:
In these alternate universes, alternate Emoticons of YOU are living out their lives.

Heres what some Famous People are saying after a small glimpse into this mind-blowing find!!!:

Dalai Lama:

Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from... Emoticon

Deepak Chopra

“The way you think, the way you behave, the way you eat, is influenced by these stunning pictographs, it will enhance life by 30 to 50 years.”

Margaret Thatcher

A world without these emoticons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us.

Pope John Paul II (in hiding)

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Emoticon people and hallelujah is our song.









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Soma

I am beyond thankful to finally have this explained to me

thank you....thank you....thank you






what else ya got???????????????

Nobody, asked me

And just for Soma

well this one's for Soma too..strawberry shortcake




..it's another universe..giant ones..yikessssssss

Hehehe

When you let these little turds into your life and accept them for what they are... it only gets better

Reunite wrote:

And just for Soma

Wizard Beard was lost in crash... seriously.

Happy to have him back on board in my MSN

sky otter wrote:

well this one's for Soma too..strawberry shortcake




..it's another universe..giant ones..yikessssssss

It is indeed..got loads of Strawberry emoticons knocking on my door but still waiting for them to artistically prove themselves before they reveal their inner teachings LOL

Finally it all makes sense.