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PostSubject: Will I Live to see 80?   Fri Jun 03, 2011 2:24 pm


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Here's something to think about.


I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned Sixty -Two).


A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'


He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?'


'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'


Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'


'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'


'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'


'No, I don't,' I said.


He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lots of sex?'


'No,' I said...

He looked at me and said,..
'Then, why do you even give a crap?'


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PostSubject: Re: Will I Live to see 80?   Fri Jun 03, 2011 4:58 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Will I Live to see 80?   Sat Jun 04, 2011 6:47 am

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