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sky otter
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PostSubject: more old age humor   Mon Apr 04, 2011 10:55 am

ok..you guys do know that my mom at 89 e-mails this stuff to me ..right?.. cheers she's setting the bar pretty high ..

Gotta love us seniors ...... Who says senior citizens don't wear stylish clothes. Hah!!














During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"


ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON … OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE? :

A short neurological test

1- Find the C below.. Please do not use any cursor help.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.

99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
69999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

3 - Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great and you're far from having a close relationship with Alzheimer.

Congratulations!
Oh. One more test....
Find the 44th USA President.



Well, congratulations, you're not color blind either!


SENIOR CITIZENS ARE THE NATION'S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS!


HEARING AIDS

BAND AIDS

ROLL AIDS

WALKING AIDS

MEDICAL AIDS

GOVERNMENT AIDS

MOST OF ALL,

MONETARY AIDS TO THEIR KIDS!


Not forgetting HIV (Hair is Vanishing)
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,

And pass it on to other folk.

I'm only sending this to my 'old' friends.


I love to see you smile !

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PostSubject: Re: more old age humor   Mon Apr 04, 2011 12:25 pm

sky otter wrote:

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"


too funny

what a COOL mom, otter ......
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PostSubject: Re: more old age humor   Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:40 pm

lol!

ah hippie
i had hubby reading over my shoulder...and he said bucket...sigh..it's so sad when they go so young. lol!

i said pull the plug half way thur.... poke poke gotcha

and yea my mom is very cool...she does two crossword puzzles a day and if i want to do anything with her..i almost have to make an appointment...she has no idea how she got such a hermit minded kid...we laugh about it a lot clap
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PostSubject: Re: more old age humor   Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:25 pm

Buggar I said bucket too, lol!
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PostSubject: Re: more old age humor   Fri Jul 05, 2013 8:45 am

I think it's pretty cool these senior people are having a fablous life in the aged home, they are having awesome life it show's the fun they have in the aged home. They have fun enjoying their life in this age is really precious. I think these kinds of aged home shlould be made where you have awesome life it's  not like the old nursing home trend it's different.

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PostSubject: Re: more old age humor   Fri Jul 05, 2013 12:21 pm

It is good to find enjoyment, keeps things interesting.
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PostSubject: Re: more old age humor   Sat Jul 06, 2013 1:16 am



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