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PostSubject: The Wedding Night   Fri Jan 14, 2011 11:21 am

A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As Emma undressed for bed, the husband (who was a burly bruiser) tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants", she said. "That's right!", said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family!"

With that, she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on, and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecap. He said, "Hell, I can't get into your panties!" She said, "That's right and that's the way it's going to be until your stupid attitude changes!"
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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding Night   Fri Jan 14, 2011 11:30 am

haha!

Well I've said it before.

I wear the pants around our place. Mind you my wife lays them out for me in the morning! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding Night   Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:18 pm

lol!

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