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sky otter
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PostSubject: the secret to long life   Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:56 pm

The Secret To Long Life





A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above,
sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,

"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.

Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.

On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"




"Thirty eight," she replied.

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PostSubject: Re: the secret to long life   Fri Jun 25, 2010 5:44 am

Make up your mind!!!!

A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to earth.
He tries this a few more times with no success.


All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window,

muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.

She opens the window and yells to her husband, 'You need a piece of tail.'

The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, 'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.'


lol!
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PostSubject: Re: the secret to long life   Fri Jun 25, 2010 10:27 am



peek a boo

too funny too funny too funny
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PostSubject: Re: the secret to long life   Sat Jun 26, 2010 7:37 am

You guys always crack me up!

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