dog for sale

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana

and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house:
'Talking Dog For Sale '.



He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.


'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.



After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk,
he says 'So, what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says,
'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government,
so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country,
sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out,
and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down.
I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security,
wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible
dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got
married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed.
He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars?
This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'


'Because he's a liar............He never did any of that STUFF

Love it!


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Turns out it's about golf. Damn Waste of money.

Pass this on so others don't get scammed.

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way off course

Geez I thought that was a tatoo on his arm then realized it was a shirt !

Can you tell it is still snowing !!

Can you tell it is still snowing !!

YEP..
you should be off surfin to figure out what bloomin planet that guys is talking about in the ra cover up thingie..

i am trying to remember what i had heard about a second sun and the dark moon lilith and see if there is any correlation with what he has to say..

you are just


try some sudouku