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sky otter
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PostSubject: a story about an ass   a story about an ass Icon_minitimeFri Oct 09, 2009 9:38 pm

devil or angel

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as
the farmer tried to figure out what to do.


Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway;
it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began
to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried
horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what
he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing.
He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it
off and take a step up.

Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and
happily trotted off!

*****

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well
is to shake it off and take a step up. Each ofour troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out
of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.

Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.

Live simply and appreciate what you have.

Give more.

Expect less

NOW .......

Enough of that crap. The donkey later came back, and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him.
The gash from the bite got infected and the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.



MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:

When you do something wrong, and try to cover your ass, it always comes back to bite you.

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mntruthseeker
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PostSubject: Re: a story about an ass   a story about an ass Icon_minitimeFri Oct 09, 2009 9:54 pm

lol!
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micjer
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PostSubject: Re: a story about an ass   a story about an ass Icon_minitimeSat Oct 10, 2009 7:32 am

HAHA


Hey am I on a different timeline or something? Everyone's avatar has changed!! Freaken me out a little here this am!

hypnotize


Forget it I just got the memo!!!!! wave
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Gabriel
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PostSubject: Re: a story about an ass   a story about an ass Icon_minitimeSat Oct 10, 2009 12:21 pm

mic, where is the memo? What is the avatar change about? HELP??
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Biggles
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PostSubject: Re: a story about an ass   a story about an ass Icon_minitimeSat Oct 10, 2009 4:12 pm

Gabe, not sure where the memo is, but I think I read under announcements that it might be fun to change our avatars every week or so. Don't worry too much sweetie. kiss of love
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PostSubject: Re: a story about an ass   a story about an ass Icon_minitimeSat Oct 10, 2009 4:18 pm

OK thanks dear biggs. whew
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